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So it’s June, and I thought all the freaks came out in May. Like that “dear aunt Mildred” person or what have you last month. I still can’t figure out what it all means. Maybe I should just drop it and move on? But I can’t cause the weird keeps gettin weirder and weirder. Like this:

“I am in need of direct assistance in finding your old classmates. Can you assist me? Thank you. Also, it is with great relish that I anticipate the newest people search engines this technological age will offer. It is with happiness that I find people and when I find them they are happy. Good night!”

Uhhhhh….. what?

I received an email from someone who reads this blog frequently.

Hello Private Eye, I did a person search for my dear aunt Mildred, but I couldn’t find her. Instead, I found this rant to Audrina Partridge. Can you help me?

Um, no. What? I’m confused.

You know, I’m a fascinating contradiction, aren’t I? I love to party - some might even call me a party monster - but I also love myself a good person search. So I had this wild party side and a geeky find person side? Weird huh? Not at all! finding people and building a family tree isn’t geeky at all!! Okay, people? I don’t know how many times I have to repeat this, but it’s fun! It will change your life, so do it now!

Okay, so I didn’t get to do as much people search done as I’d wanted do during mono. It knocked me right out! I barely left my bed for a few days. Even the glare from my laptop screen gave me a headache. But as you probably guessed from the fact that I’m blogging now, I’m feeling a whole lot better!! Yup! Back to partying! The last few nights have been pretty wild - so wild I would probably be tracked down by the FBI if I blogged about them. So I’ll have to leave them up to your imagination. However, I do have a very good people finder recommendation for you. This is the best place to find someone ever. Oh, and here’s a great rant to 90 day Jane if you remember her.

Mono. Yup. I guess that’s the downside of partying as hard as I do. It’s brutal. I didn’t think anything was that bad, just a sore throat, maybe some congestion, but then I started feeling really tired, so finally I went to see a doctor and she gave me the bleak diagnosis. Her prescription? You guessed it: no partying. Ugh. This sucks. On the upside, I guess I’ll be able to give you more people search links. No promises, but don’t be surprised if I blog every day for a few days. If I can keep myself awake, that is. I mean, now that I can’t party, I can think of a lot of people search engines I need to check out, especially find anyone now.

Sorry I haven’t updated in a while. Guess where I’ve been? Yep, partying! I’m a party monster! A party fiend, if you will. Maybe even a lush? One might call me a partycrat. I once joined a political party, but it wasn’t what I thought at all! Anyway, so that’s why I haven’t updated in ages, but here we go! Oh, finals went fine, by the way. Nothing to write home about. (Nothing to blog about either.) Don’t get me wrong, they were decent, but not as good as they coulda shoulda woulda been if I hadn’t been *ahem* partying so hard! Whoo hoo! Anyway, I did a lot of partying over the Christmas break, so I’m hoping this last semester will be better. I’ll keep you posted (if I’m not too busy partying!). In the meantime, here’s a great blog about finding people. Here’s another about finding people. And when I was searching for ideas about how to stop partying, I came across this advice about top new year’s resolutions.

That’s what’s on my mind these days! Midterms went okay, made mostly A’s and two B. With all the holidays from now till end of the year, its really going to be hard to get our course work finnished in class hours, which means more time in the libray. I think I gonna have to stop partying honestly. I got so sick after midterms, just too much stress and not enough sleep I guess. I’ve gotta grow up! I can party forever, but I will never be able to change my grades, so really worth putting the hard work in now. I’ve also got to let up on the people search, I clocked my time spent finding people last week, I spent an average of 3 hours a day people searching. Add that to my apetite for lame TV shows, it’s a lot of time not spent studying. I did find alot of peoples earch shortcuts that really sped up my time spent finding people, most of the tricks I found you can find in these resources:
Find A Person
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And I found this great article on getting ready for the holidays, check it out: FindAnyoneNow.net - Finding a Holiday Decorator

Hey guys, I’m officially in school again. I already have midterms, which I am NOT prepared for. Yeah, about that. See, I’m trying to get all my partying in because I am a senior and I feel like I haven’t done enough. But, it would be dumb to throw all my hard work away. So, I made an agreement with myself, that this weekend I would lock myself in the library and not come out until I knew I was getting A’s on all my tests. I think I have a ten page paper due too….which I should check on. Anyways, I’m doing all my people searching this week before I am in lockdown in the library with my books. I just need to get it out of my system. So, I have found a few links already and it’s already Tuesday. Call me crazy, or call me an ultimate people finder, but either way I am really good at doing a person search using my trusty computer. My new girlfriend is trying to get into modeling so I found this site called Premium How To Guides that has a whole article on how to become a model. I think she has the potential to be an awesome model. She’s purdy. Ok gotta jet!

Hey everyone! I’m back with more good stuff for all of you. Before we get into that good stuff though, let’s talk about something else good: the fact that I’m back in school. At the end of last semester I was burnt out and ready to go take a visit to the “real world” - I’m back now though, and couldn’t be happier. My internship (while good on paper) was a joke in real life, and I missed all my friends so much all summer. More than that, I actually missed… school, and school work, and studying in the library, and talking about books I was reading with other people who were reading things too. I feel like a scholastic convert, and all it took was one summer away from it. Seriously, I’m applying for Master’s programs this week just so I can continue to be in school. My parents are all for it, and said they’d help me, so I figured I’d just go for it. Wish me luck! In other news, I’m still people searching even with my massive load of (extremely enjoyable, mostly Philosophy) homework. I love this site that teaches people how to search for people online, and this site, Consumer-Advocate.org, is really cool too. It isn’t just about people search, but that’s a good thing, I think. I think you’ll all like it too (if you’re into reviews and ratings and whatnot). Anyway, thanks for listening to me complain all summer. I promise there will be much less complaining from here on out.

Ok, just as the title suggests, I have been finding people online, while I am so freaking bored at work. This internship is a good experience, but I am so bored. I think I am also not taking it seriously because I am not getting paid. Fun, huh? Yeah, I’ve totally been indulging in my weird habit of people searching. I am glued to people search engines; they are way better than Facebook or MySpace. You can find out way more information. The best people search I did was of my boss. Wow, I found some f-ed up stuff on him. I totally have some blackmail info. I came across some sites that help help y’all in finding people.

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Find Anyone Now! 

 

I gotta get back to doing a whole lotta nothin’